Sunday, 13 September 2015

On baby mamas and side chicks



1. I heard the rumour almost eight years ago that 5 girls were expecting babies for Tuface Idibia, the reigning Nigerian musical legend. I was quite shamefaced, as a budding feminist that was all about the dignity of the 21st century woman but I guess I was alone.
Eight years down the line, the trending phrase is ‘baby-mama’! What in the name of God is baby mama? Of course it started in Hollywood, with the sad exes of famous people getting public attention for all the wrong reasons (eg, Black Chyna, Amber Rose etc) and Nigerians got on the trend train thanks to Linda Ikeji blog and her cohorts (I respect Linda a lot, she is an icon). The concept of baby-mamaism was gold plated and pedestalised and every other day another Nigerian baby mama was unveiled.
2. My favourite Nigerian artist Flavour, the Igbo dude with the bod, had a baby-mama, a real Princess from a royal family, as fair as the morning sun, and all the rave was about her till she had the baby. Then came the next baby-mama, a beauty queen at the peak of her life/career. Baby-mama number 2 has just been delivered of a most beautiful daughter, no ring, no vows, rather back and forth banters about who the main chick is amidst rumours of a new romance brewing.
3. Neyo, my favourite R/b artist, on whose voice I had a huge crush (till I saw a picture of him without his hat) was the rave of many ladies in my time. He had a baby-mama who had two lovely children for him and they both decided she have a tubal ligation (tying or blocking of the fallopian tubes to prevent future pregnancy). I mean, that was deep, till he broke up with her and had another baby-mama on the way, who he is planning to walk down the aisle (after she puts to bed of course). In a recent development, he rained down a tirade of flaming words on everyone who thought or felt that it was unfair to the first baby mama and claimed that all that was important was his happiness. This was on twitter, for the whole world to see!
4. Let’s not mention more of these, the list is inexhaustible…
Who is a baby mama? The main/side chick that decides to have a baby for a guy whom she is dating even though he doesn’t see the need to put a ring on it, most times in hopes that she will be his main/only chick.
For a feminist, this whole definition and terminology is both disgusting and condescending. In this generation of the ‘power woman’ it is a major disgrace.
I know a number of women who are single mothers. Strong, dignified and to be applauded for their decision to be moms against all odds and the concept of baby-mamaism puts their efforts and sacrifice to shame.
It’s really fresh when ladies claim that marriage is overrated and the in thing is to have a child to love and hold but it becomes embarrassing to feminists like me when they start fighting and dragging with the side/main chick of the baby daddy. It punches holes on all the independent woman claims.
If the guy can go unscathed to his next relationship or marriage, how come, the lady, who will be the one to suffer the hormonal changes for two years or more, who has to battle with weight gain and body image, who gets to be at the butt of judgmental fingers pointing at her and labeling her doesn’t give a thought to this?
I had a lot of crazy lady friends back in the day and I know for sure that the craziest and naughtiest of  young girls back in the day are the most settled as wives today, this really gets me thinking, when did this concept of side chicking, baby-mamaing become a norm? Its un-African and it just makes my job as a feminist difficult unnecessarily.
This is the dating formula of self-respect. Date, court, wed, bed, become a parent. Alternately, quietly have your baby and raise him/her like royalty. Definitely not bed, baby-mama, bitch at the next baby mama etc, its painful to watch.
I expect a lot of backlash, most of the lashers however would be married mothers. I’ll tell you this in advance, if baby-maming was such a cool idea, why are you respectfully married? Why aren’t you chasing the guy and his present girlfriend about like Amber Rose and Black Chyna were, making a mockery of yourself?



credits; ojonugwa sapphire abu

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