Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Crazy Office Experiences 1



I am privileged to have worked in some very cool organizations, and then in some not so cool organizations. The whole idea of 'work experience' is some deep stuff...
Anyways, in one of the last places I worked, it was such a beautiful place, beautiful from the outside. All my friends wanted to have a bite of the 'glamour and beauty'. We were all about appearances, perfect everything, talk about major packaging.
I learnt the most about work ethic and business sense from these guys, top notch public image and branding. It was a most educating experience for my budding-rising-inner- entrepreneur. I cannot express how much I learnt or had to unlearn from my two year work experience in this Organization.
The picture that greeted clients was perfection. Perfect happy staff, lovely picturesque girls, chipper friendly colleagues, and all that. What the client did not see and really had no business seeing was what went down outside the perfect reception.
They did not see the death-traps that were the offices that the staff had to work in. On more than two occasions, we experienced fire outbreaks that made us flee for our lives but had to return to our seats after the physical fires were put out (not bothering about the source of the problem) because we had deadlines to beat.
I remember that we created fun and laughter for ourselves. At least we did in my department. We found a reason to laugh about the numerous challenges that was our work life.
We always looked forward to the end of year (yeah). Traditionally, we would get bonuses which amounted to 150 -200% of our normal monthly salaries (that is what the employee hand book promised). Older staff looked forward to this with joy and anticipation as they had enjoyed it over the years.
I think Management decided that it was not public enough and decided to give bags of rice instead (one for each staff). Older staff lamented the development, for us newbies it was fun. So the bags of rice were stacked outside the office from the first light of day and towards the close of business the staff would pick theirs and take home. All our neighbours would be rainbow coloured with envy.
My second end of year however, there was no bonus whatsoever. We had worked so hard and the sales and profits were up in the sky. The bag of rice was all we had to show. On the said day, the rice arrived earlier than usual and stayed for longer than usual, right in front of the entrance. The process of collection was elaborate. We practically had to sign an undertaking to collect the bag of rice.
I took my bag of rice on the said day and even bought someone else’s. It was a good deal. I happily dropped two bags of rice at home that day and everyone was impressed. Salaries came much later, with dire deductions…
In January when we returned to the office, work resumed, the disappointment of the holiday season behind us, we faced our chores with the renewed strength and vigour of the New Year. I went to the head office to receive funds for an important Project and what did I see or hear? A woman who had been quietly coming for booked appointments with the Boss which never saw the light of day barged into the office and was yelling atop her voice that she gave unbelievable discounts for the bulk purchase of bags of rice and the Company had given her dud cheques. Twice.
I felt the goose bumps on my arm rise to my face. The Boss calmed her down and gave her assurances that she would be paid. She was at that point already being dragged to the authorities for financial crimes.
I sat back and considered what I just witnessed, (which I shouldn’t have) if we were to bring back the rice (laugh out very loud) I had two bags to return. Those bags were ancient history.
I didn’t even have to dig deep to discover that the Company had a reputation of issuance of dud cheques and terrible financial relationships. It took the rice incident to open my eyes to this open secret.
This is funny to me now because I am no longer a staff of the Company and I do not have to imagine the pay cuts that may await me this coming end of year given the crash of the Naira.
Change begins with you, be the change you want to see. We complain about corruption in leadership when in our own dealings with people we only seek to cheat and swindle. Let’s think about this.



 Credits
Story: Ojonugwa Sapphire Abu
Photo: theworkinggirl.com

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